Gary Ray
Chief Bitcher
2103 S. Pine Street
Brady, TX  76825
(325) 276-3865


*** No matter what you might think . . . I’ve never physically threatened anyone. I’m passionate about my causes and I sometimes use Literary Hyperbole to make my point. If you tend to be a candy-ass Coward, afraid of every-damn-thing . . . perhaps this website is not for sensitive panty-waists like you.

I have NEVER and will NEVER physically threaten anyone. If you think otherwise . . . don’t read this website. This tends to be an R-Rated website . . . and it ain’t for the faint-hearted. It’s for mature grownups who don’t wet the bed at night.


6-14-2016 -- 11:07 AM

I’ll be going to jail at noon today.

Sheriff John Stafford, when he called me this morning, was very respectful and kind.

I’ll be talking to y’all from jail.


6-5-2016 -- 10:51 AM

The Big Dog Cowards . . .
. . . and their Minions . . .
Blinked and . . .
My Civil Trial was Cancelled!


Go here.

This just proves that us common folk CAN beat the Big Dogs if we’re willing to fight back against them . . . no matter how long it takes.

Do they seriously think this is all over now?

LOL.  I told ‘em at the beginning that they were picking on the wrong sumbitch.

I’ll probably lose my house.

I’ll definitely go to jail.

I’ll have a criminal record for the rest of my life . . . when I hadn’t even been charged with a crime in 60 years before the Big Dogs decided I should pay for speaking the truth about them.

Brendan Weatherman started all this crap . . . when he lied out his ass and told everyone in town, including his mother, that I threatened him with a gun to keep him for running for reelection to the City Council.  HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE FACE!!  HE DECIDED ON HIS OWN NOT TO RUN FOR REELECTION.  AND THE MEETING WE HAD ON MARCH 3RD, 2013 . . . WHERE I “SUPPOSEDLY” THREATENED HIM . . .  WAS HIS OWN DAMN IDEA!!!

Do they think I’ll just forget all the damage they’ve caused me?  Does Brendan think I’ll forget?  Even after he moves to Breckenridge?  Hell, Farm Bureau promoted him!  Even after his roof shingles fiasco!  Even after his lies.  Even after him causing a Civil War in Brady when him and Missi Davis and Kathi Masonheimer supported a KNOWN con-man . . . Ben Siebert.

You can run, Brendan.  But you can’t hide.  You will pay a legal penalty for your lies.  Either now or later . . . YOU WILL PAY!!

Why did the Big Dogs and their minions do this?  Cancel the trial?

Because they don’t want their illegal activities to be known to the public and they knew I was going for the gusto at the civil trial.

One has to wonder now what would’ve happened had other witnesses been called at my criminal trial?  Remember, I only learned I would be the ONLY witness for the defense five minutes before I got on the stand.

We’d talked about 20 folks I wanted to call as witnesses.  It would’ve been pretty much the same folks I subpoenaed for my Civil Trial.  Why didn’t we call any of ’em?

Good damn question.

Also remember, I still have to serve 270 days in jail for this farce.

Even though I can prove I was ONLY convicted because my First Amendment Rights were violated.  In fact, that’s all Clay Jones, Tim Jones, Morticia, Kathi Masonheimer, Missi Davis, Brendan Weatherman, Police Chief Charlie Derrick, Police Sgt. Mike Hudson, judge hofmann, DA Tonya “Olive Oil” Ahlschwede, and Asst. DA Steve Lupton did was violate my First Amendment Rights.  And many in this list also perjured themselves.

Don’t believe me?

Check out these Supreme Court Decisions . . .

Watts v. United States, 394 U.S. 705 (1969)
Decided April 21, 1969


Elonis v United States
Decided June 1, 2015

Elonis was decided almost a year after my conviction but it’s decision is plain.  All these idiots who got on the stand and claimed I threatened them not only committed perjury but, according to Elonis, the prosecution had to prove my “intent” was to harm them.

No one even tried to prove that.

Hell, neither the police or the DA’s office even tried to talk to me before this fiasco blew up.  They didn’t give a damn about the truth.  Their Big Dog Handlers wanted me to shut the hell up and, after I’d refused to take ANY deals . . . like shutting up for a year so Tim Jones could slip his nursing home BS by the citizens of Brady without anyone saying anything about it . . . the Big Dogs wanted me convicted.

So . . . that’s what happened.

Ms. Ahlschwede can still do the right thing . . . before I go to jail.  She can cite Elonis and get the conviction over-turned, keep me from going to jail, and clean up my criminal record.

Will she?

I doubt it.  But, just for the record, I plan on emailing her today so I have a copy that I tried to get her to do the right thing.

By the way . . . how many of you have EVER seen TWO prosecutors handle what started out as a Class B Misdemeanor?  They were determined to get a conviction no matter what it took.