Gary Ray
Chief Bitcher
2103 S. Pine Street
Brady, TX  76825
(325) 597-0045


*** No matter what you might think . . . I’ve never physically threatened anyone. I’m passionate about my causes and I sometimes use Literary Hyperbole to make my point. If you tend to be a candy-ass Coward, afraid of every-damn-thing . . . perhaps this website is not for sensitive panty-waists like you.

I have NEVER and will NEVER physically threaten anyone. If you think otherwise . . . don’t read this website. This tends to be an R-Rated website . . . and it ain’t for the faint-hearted. It’s for mature grownups who don’t wet the bed at night.


6-26-2015 -- 11:48 AM

Kim Lenoir and Her Crew are Rock Stars!


If you can stand it . . . LOL . . . read this Status Report 07 about our nuclear-water problems.

If you can’t stand reading it, just go to Page 6 because that’s what I’ll be commenting about.

A $7,635,000 Savings versus the No Grant model.  For you professional mathematicians or accounting bean-counters, I know my figures are skewered a bit . . . but I like to brag on the current administration so I’ve stretched it a bit.

I believe the REAL Truth is we were getting 50% of Grant Moola . . . now we’re getting 85% . . . so you egghead numbers guys can figure out what the savings REALLY are.

But I’m sticking to my  numbers.

Hell, I don’t care if it’s ONLY two mil . . . why didn’t the Stewart and Lohn regimes figure out how to do it?

The Loyalists on their Councils didn’t give a damn about the nuclear-water mess . . . they preferred to give a Proven Con-Man $500,000 of moola and/or services . . . so they passed the water problem on to the current council.

Brendan Weatherman led this ATV charge . . . and passed on the nuclear-water problem to someone else.  That should answer all of you who question why I’m so hard on the guy.  He kissed Ben Siebert’s ass, spent a lotta money we didn’t have, and his lies were one of the main reasons I was sentenced to 9 months in Jail.


 Legally, Brendan, don’t get your panties in a wedgie.  This isn’t a threat.



6-26-2015 -- 8:10 AM

Email . . .

"How dare you attack Bill Derrick.
He does nothing but good for the community and he had the right to collect signatures on ANY Petition he wanted to."

Ummmm.... WHAT?? That person should seek help immediately.

Personally, I think you are a bit of a whackadoo, Gary.  However, I wouldn't piss on Bill Derek if his ass was on fire. I am hard pressed to come up with any other soul that I find to be more disgusting and downright creepy than Bill Derek. The first time I ever met him, he told me how delicious my curves were. Who does that? The subsequent meetings were no better. Not to mention the fact that he and his almost equally creepy wife tried to rip me off at their "jewelry shop." I use that term loosely because I feel certain it is some sort of a cover. Had I only taken the time to ask a handful of people in Brady about their little racket of an establishment, I would have realized that screwing the public is their MO.

Although I disagree with your stance on several issues, I do find your site quite entertaining. You and I come from different places and different times, but I sure do appreciate your blunt-force honesty. Personally, I feel both sides of the Brady nonsense are somewhat laughable. I know each thinks they have all the answers, but as an observant bystander, neither side will shut the hell up for 2 seconds to listen to anybody else. Furthermore, if anybody DID stop to listen, the other side would continue to sling mud, oblivious to the fact that they are all GROWN-ASS PEOPLE!

Anyway, keep up the good work, Gary. It's always a pleasure to visit!


Up Yours is an Idiot


I would love to meet you and talk to you.  I’d love to get your take on things.  I try my best to tell the truth . . . but I agree with you . . . I am a bit of a whackadoo!!


One would have to be a bit crazy to take on Clay Jones and all the other Big Dogs and Big Dog “wannabes” like James Stewart.

Please call me and maybe we can meet.  I don’t know if the name listed on the email is your REAL name . . . but I don’t expose “Innocents” or try to figure out who people are.  You sound like an interesting person.  I need “interesting” right now.



Keep it up Gary….about the person that sent you the e-mail about Derrick – they have to have a huge deposit of SHIT FOR BRAINS…..bless their hearts!!!!!

I just looked over the petitions/signatures – there again…..SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!! I was shocked at some of the persons that did sign it…..because believe me I have seen some of their asses at a number of activities that have gone on at the civic center in the past.

I can’t believe JS will not publish the total truth about who is going to pay for what – so many believe property taxes are going up to pay for the improvements….If so I have truly been misled. I couldn’t help but be amused that the Miss HOT had to be held in a church activity center!!!!! Sorta like …. There was no nice place/auditorium to have a nice pageant….so they had to go elsewhere.

I talked to a friend of mine last week who was so upset because of a property tax increase because of the civic center……they were so determined about it that I didn’t try to explain the truth.

You can post this if you would like ---- JUST NO NAME PLEASE!!!



I find it strange that many Loyalists just leave that impression out there instead of telling the truth.

The City will pay for the project and the EDC will pay the city back.

This arrangement will save the EDC/City upwards of $450,000.

THAT is the truth!!



"Political Correctness

is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous main stream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."


“A liberal paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does, indeed, exist. It's called prison."

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6-22-2015 -- 12:59 PM

Email . . .

How dare you attack Bill Derrick.

He does nothing but good for the community and he had the right to collect signatures on ANY Petition he wanted to.

And what possible reason would you have to print the Petitions?

Are you trying to say that those who signed it did something wrong?

Is that not their right?  I thought you were in favor of the citizens getting involved.

I believe it is you who are the liar, and not James Stewart.

Up Yours



Not a bad rant for an anonymous Amateur.

I didn’t attack Bill Derrick.  In fact, I’ve purposefully not commented on him much because he hasn’t been an in-your-face Loyalist like Morticia.

But, unlike James Stewart and most of the Loyalists . . . like yourself, you folks hate to be confronted by the facts.

Here’s the facts I was referring to.  Check out the highlighted portion.

I know quoting ANYTHING as being factual from the Weekly Wipe is taking quite a chance.  As this article proved because, at the time it was written, and up until this date I haven’t found ANYONE who knows what this Board is or was that Mr. Derrick claimed to be the President of.

If you can prove me wrong with FACTS . . . I’ll gladly apologize.  Unlike some of your neo-Nazi friends, I find no shame in being wrong AND admitting I’m wrong.

I’ll give you another set of facts about Mr. and Mrs. Derrick.

While doing my research I noticed that him and his wife are in charge of EVERY charity known to man in Brady.

They’re either the most giving folks since Jesus and Mother Teresa or . . .


6-20-2015 -- 5:15 PM

Jimbo’s Petition

I’ll list the Petitions by who Ram-Rodded them.

Their names are all at the bottom of the pages.

James Stewart’s Petition.

Diane Jones’ Petition.

Don Perkins’ Petition.  He’s Shelly Perkins’ husband.  It seems “unseemly” to me that a sitting Council-Member’s hubby is out collecting signatures on a Petition that questions decisions being made by the same City Council she sits on.

“Unseemly?” I know, I know.  I don’t know where that came from.  In fact, I believe that’s the only time in my 62 years that I’ve used that word.

But it fits so I stand by it.


Bill Derrick’s Petition.  He’s Morticia’s “ceremonial” husband.  I ain’t got a clue what that means but I heard him described that way last week.  I thought it was cute . . . so I copied it.  By the way . . . he was also the “President” of some organization no one’s ever heard of . . . he “supposedly” almost begged Kathy Masonheimer to stay in Brady when she left for Midland.  I suspect she wasn’t offered a job and this was a maneuver for her to save face.


6-20-2015 -- 4:21 PM

You’re a prodigious liar, Jimbo . . .

But, despite all your practice, . . .

You’re still not any good at it.


Ahhhh . . . so much bullshit, so little time.

Here and here are the two articles I’ll be commenting on today.

The first one is on Page 1 of the June 17, 2015 Weekly Wipe. The second is from the same Weekly Wipe, it’s Page 4A.

Both are highlighted with red numbers on the pertinent topics I’ll be commenting on.

You’ll need to refer back and forth to keep up with my comments. Someone should probably explain this procedure to Jimbo so he can keep up.


Since it’ll take a novel to explain all my comments . . . I’ll break them down by Chapters so y’all can read this damn thing at your leisure.


Chapter One

Let’s get your lies outta the way first, Jimbo . . .

#3 on Page 1 – the article states you got enough signatures on your silly-ass Petition “within six calendar days.”

#4 on Page 4A – you yourself wrote that “it took exactly 5 days (Wednesday - Sunday) to collect the required number of registered voters’ signatures on my petition . . .”

During your Citizen Comments at the City Council Meeting this past Tuesday you first said it ONLY took THREE days to get the Petition signed . . . then later during the same damn braggadocio comments you said it took TEN days.

Which was it, Jimbo? Six . . . Five . . . Three . . . or Ten days?

That’s the problem with lies . . . you can’t remember them.  Even someone who lies so often like you.


Chapter Two.

Now . . . I’ll start commenting on the individual and for damn sure BIASED comments in your Propaganda Rag. Why Holly lets you get away with this nonsense is beyond me.

#1 on Page 1 – You or your minion wrote . . .

“The petition was submitted by Brady Standard-Herald publisher James Stewart in an attempt to use the election to affirm or vote down the usage of city funds to pay for a controversial expansion and renovation of the civic center.”

What a load of crap!!

76.92% of the Voters have already approved the “usage of city funds” for this project. It’s ONLY “controversial” because, first as Mayor and then as an illegal City Councilman, you refused to do anything about it. Either that or you were too dumb to figure out how to do it.

THIS City Council has the courage and know how to get the project done. Kim Lenoir has a GREAT team working with her and that gal will get the project done . . . IF THIS CITY COUNCIL IS EVER ALLOWED TO VOTE ON THE DAMN THING!!!


You’ve also said before that you voted FOR this project. That’s either another lie . . . or your Big Dog Masters have changed your mind.

Why would they do that?

Remember . . . Morticia, Tim Jones, and the lady jaw-breaker all threw hissy-fits and resigned from the EDC when they learned they would no longer be able to use EDC Funds as their private piggy-bank. Morticia had been telling folks for months, maybe years, that the EDC would pay for the infrastructure for Clay Jones’ Club Med for Seniors.

When the City Council said “Hell No!” . . . Morticia got her Loyalist panties in a knot and resigned.

These three stooges evidently thought the city couldn’t operate without them. Either that or they thought their brother and sister Loyalists would come to their aid and their protests would bring down this City Government.

Neither happened.

The cosmos didn’t explode.

The Loyalists didn’t riot or storm the Bastille.

WalMart opened as usual.

No flags were flown at half-mast.

No one cared that these dopes resigned.

EVERY phone call or email I received voiced their joy at the Three Amigos resigning.


Hell, the new EDC has gotten more done in the few months since their resignations than Morticia’s EDC ever did. Grown-ups are now in charge . . . and not the blind followers of Clay Jones.

So . . . the Loyalists had to attack to try to regain the “prestige” they thought they’d lost.

But, LOL, they picked the wrong spokesman, Jimbo. If you’ll travel outside your circle of church friends and Political Parasites . . . you’ll see that virtually no one respects you.


Chapter Three.

#2 on Page 1

After several years and numerous failed attempts by now four different city councils, Anthony Groves, Brady’s current mayor, has spearheaded the discussions and development of plans that have formally been approved by the council.”

Why would you admit that you’re a neutered eunuch and impotent politician in writing?

How many of these “different city councils” were you a member of? Two? Three?

How can this paragraph possibly support your idiotic protests against this project?

While you, as Mayor, helped start the current Civil War in Brady . . . Anthony Groves, at his own snail-like pace,  is trying to lead the city out of this tit-for-tat struggle that you started and are now still perpetuating.

You’re nothing but the Big Dogs’ Lackey. Just admit it.

You admitted above that you don’t givea damn about what the voters say . . . You’re still gonna do as you’re ordered.

I’m sure I’m still the most disliked person in Brady . . . But you’ve now made it a neck and neck contest. And one of us doesn’t care that he’s not popular.

Welcome aboard, Jimbo.


Chapter Four.

#3 on Page 1

Stewart, a vocal opponent of the project, started the petition after the last council meeting and provided a qualifying number of signatures on that petition within six calendar days.  That petition would require the city to put the issuance of the certificates of obligation on a ballot for voter approval.”

Here you go again, Jimbo. Lying your ass off.

You started getting signatures DURING the City Council meeting . . . Ignoring the fact that the City Council was still trying to conduct business . . . In your typical arrogant manner.

You don’t give a tinker’s damn about how the city pays for this project.


You’re just trying to stall hoping Latricia Doyal or Jack Turk either don’t run for reelection in May, 2016 or that they’re defeated so you Loyalists are in the majority once again and can dictate policies regardless of what the voters truly want.

I hope you’re paying homage to Senor Putin every day because you’d fit right in with his management style.


Chapter Five.

#4 on Page 4A

I’ll wait to publish the rest of my comments until later.

This sucker’s long enough for one day.


BEFORE I CLOSE . . . HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE NOTICED THAT JIMBO IS AN “I” AND “MY” KINDA MAN.  IT’S ALWAYS I DID THIS OR MY PETITION.  I suspect that those who signed his silly-ass petition had something to do with it as well.

I’ll post their names sometime soon.